I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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