found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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