is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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