gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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