Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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