Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
is wine microwaveable?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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