I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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