I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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