He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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