There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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