what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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