Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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