By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
We had to coat check the pizza.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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