If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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