Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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