She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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