What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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