He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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