didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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