Well douche your snatch and let's go!
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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