Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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