I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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