Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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