Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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