I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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