porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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