It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It's never too late to be topless.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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