I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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