butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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