So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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