"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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