The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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