you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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