i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
There's always time for handjobs
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
