but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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