Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
we should paint friendship bongs
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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