But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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