that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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