Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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