Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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