She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
