I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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