Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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