he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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