I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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