Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i drank out of a bidet.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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