he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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