i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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