No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
These tits shall not be calmed
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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