There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize