Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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