It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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