Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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