I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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