we have officially lost it.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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