i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I am mentally ready for anal.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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