I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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