Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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